BREAKING NEWS: Katy Perry Releases Cover Art for New Single, Gets Upstaged By Sister

Just when I thought it was safe to quit blogging for the day and start drinking, Katy Perry dropped a bomb. She took to Twitter and shared the art that will go along with her new single, "Birthday." It's a mess, look:

I hope they were going for the "grandma's first try at Photoshop" look, because that cake was lifted straight outta "Good Housekeeping".

But what really takes the cake (Ha!) is Katy's scene-stealing sister, right in the middle of the shot, giving us "FACE!" and the classic "Thinker" pose. Katy has been keeping this sister of hers under wraps, and now we know why! Her sister is clearly the star in this family. She's upstaging Katy, who looks about as vibrant as a piece of soggy white toast next to Miss Ginger Snap.

Katy's sister looks familar... Hey, did she grow up to marry Cynthia Nixon? 

I calls 'em as I sees 'em, folks.

Via Ryan Seacrest