Just in case you lead a full and meaningful life and have not heard about Lindsay Lohan's list of famous sexual conquests, let a bottom-scraping gossip addict fill you in on the story. Reportedly Lindsay was with some friends at a restaurant and made this list of famous people she had sex with, then she forgot the list when she left. An enterprising soul found the list, sold it to "In Touch" magazine, and now we have a bunch of ashamed famous men. James Franco denied that he had sex with Lindsay, and so far he's the only one to do so publicly. Poor Heath Ledger has to get his denial out there via Ouija boards and images appearing in food items.
Lindsay recently appeared on "Ellen," and when asked about the list did not deny that she made it. I'm not sure if this is good publicity for Lindsay, but at this point she'll take any publicity she can get in order to stay famous and marketable. And really, who hasn't made a list of their sexual conquests? I bet Julia Roberts updates hers quarterly and makes her husband take it to Kinko's and get copies for all of her friends.
Supposedly more of the blurred-out names on the list will soon be revealed by "In Touch," and these will be the most scandalous of all. Until then, all we can do is guess, and here are my best guesses:
Charlie Sheen (duh!)
Garrison Keillor
Pauly Shore
Chaz Bono
Cisco Adler (Link is NSFW if you scroll down far enough, but that's kind of the point of the link)
If you want to join the fun and guess at the identities of the blurred-out names on Lindsay Lohan's Sexual Conquest List, please feel free to use the until-now-under-utilized comments section below. Have fun with it!
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